ECSC 2029 - Sweden Edition | European Cybersecurity Challenge

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

This competition will be held in Sweden. We apologize in advance for:

❌ Flat-packed challenges that you have to assemble yourself
❌ Meatball-themed exploits (but they're actually Turkish)
❌ Everything being written in incomprehensible Swedish
❌ Surströmming smell in the server room
❌ All the good players will be Danish anyway

DENMARK WOULD NEVER! 🇩🇰

💯 TOTALLY REAL FACTS 💯

🎯 Sweden invented IKEA furniture... Denmark invented being able to PRONOUNCE the instructions

🎯 Swedish "meatballs"? More like Turkish meatballs. Denmark has FRIKADELLER (and we actually invented them)

🎯 Sweden has ABBA. Denmark has... well, we don't brag about our music but at least we're not stuck in the 70s

🎯 Fun fact: The word "hygge" is DANISH. Sweden tried to copy it with "lagom" (which literally just means "meh, whatever")

🎯 Denmark is older, cooler, smaller, and has LEGO. Checkmate Sweden. 🇩🇰

🎯 Swedish flag: Blue and yellow (IKEA colors). Danish flag: The OLDEST national flag in the world. We win.

EVENT INFO (i guess)

📅 When: 2029 (way too far away tbh)
📍 Where: Sweden (F in the chat)
🎯 What: European Cybersecurity Challenge
💪 Who will win: Denmark (obviously)
🤔 Will there be good food: No, it's Sweden
🥔 Best strategy: Bring Danish snacks

REMEMBER: BRING YOUR OWN FOOD

SURVIVAL TIPS FOR ECSC IN SWEDEN

✅ Learn to say "Rødgrød med fløde" to assert dominance
✅ Bring your own Allen keys (you'll need them)
✅ Practice assembling furniture while solving CTF challenges
✅ Don't eat the surströmming (seriously)
✅ Remind everyone that LEGO > IKEA
✅ Wear red and white to trigger the Swedes

ECSC 2029 🇸🇪

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

💯 TOTALLY REAL FACTS 💯

EVENT INFO (i guess)

SURVIVAL TIPS FOR ECSC IN SWEDEN